"The Golden Boy with Devil Horns" Presents: A collection of lust, laughter, and cute things. My blog is an extension of me and we aren't pg-13.

I've done some drinking and some drugging, tried it up the butt one or nine times, and I'm pretty open to talk about anything if you'd like.

Currently identifying as:

Austin|19|polyamorous|pansexual

Bellingham, WA

 

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

I want to believe that Chris Pratt and Andy are the same person body and soul.

(Source: mcaubergine)

futureconflicted:

marlbororedgirl:

pulpnonfic:

stephiejae:

becausejensenackles:

ectobling:

in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

I’m in.

As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.

but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself

World War 1 began in july 1914…

well shit

Looks like we made it!

dalloshh:

mortambo:

strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

One of my cats does this exact thing. She will ask nicely and then headbutt me.

looks like me

I want to head bonk saving-sergius right now

(Source: toptumbles)

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

mutantinflux:

818cuddlebear:

hellocubby:

Tummy Tuesday.

Pick me pick me I’ll gladly rub your tummy
hellocubby

Want